Friday, September 14, 2018

Book Review: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by Tom Wolfe (1968)

The first edition of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by Tom Wolfe, 1968.


Writer Ken Kesey on the bus in the 1960's.

Tom Wolfe in 1968. One of the Merry Pranksters said to him, "You know, you've got on the wildest costume around."
Tom Wolfe’s seminal exploration of the hippie culture, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, was published in August of 1968. Wolfe’s second collection of newspaper and magazine pieces, The Pump House Gang, was published on the same day. While The Pump House Gang is an excellent book, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test has achieved the status of a classic work of non-fiction. It’s the first of Tom Wolfe’s three masterpieces, the others being, in my opinion, The Right Stuff and The Bonfire of the Vanities.

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test tells the story of novelist Ken Kesey. As the book opens in late 1966, Kesey had produced two novels: the critically acclaimed and best-selling One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and Sometimes a Great Notion. Kesey was regarded as one of the best of the new generation of American novelists, and in 1966 was more famous than Wolfe, a journalist who had scored a surprise success with his debut collection of newspaper and magazine pieces the previous year, published under the unwieldy but memorable title The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby. Thanks to Wolfe’s reporting, Kesey is one of the few American authors who wrote a classic novel and is the subject of a classic non-fiction book written by another author. 

Nearly the whole book is a flashback, as Wolfe chronicles Kesey’s life, his experiences with the drug LSD, and the many friends and hangers-on he gathered around him, a group that called themselves the Merry Pranksters. A centerpiece of the book is the 1964 cross-country bus trip that Kesey and the Pranksters took, with the end goal of getting to New York City in time for the publication of Sometimes a Great Notion. Before that trip, Kesey had acquired an old school bus, which the Pranksters painted with wild colors and designs. On the top of the bus, where the destination was usually written, one of the Pranksters wrote “furthur,” later corrected to “further.” This word became a metaphor for where the bus was goingWolfe refers many times in the book to a fictional place called “Edge City,” and the bus kept rolling on, past each new Edge City they kept discovering. 

Wolfe didn’t directly experience most of the events he chronicled in the book, which demonstrates what an amazing reporter he was. You forget that he wasn’t actually there because it’s all described so vividly, so intimately, that you feel he must have been there, stowed away on the bus somewhere, riding in the seat over the wheel well, taking notes in his hulking green notebook as the wind blows through the windows and makes his blue corduroy tie bend back against his chest, so you can see the tag, and you try to read it to figure out what store this guy shops at, where does he get these clothes? But the cool breeze stops and he grins and smooths out his tie again, hardly even breaking stride as he takes his notes!

One of the most notable of the Merry Pranksters was Neal Cassady, who exemplified the search for the next Edge City, as he served as the model for the character of Dean Moriarty in Jack Kerouac’s classic 1957 Beat novel On the Road. Cassady is a supporting player in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, and he was behind the wheel for most of the cross-country trip to New York City in 1964. Unfortunately, Cassady was dead by the time Wolfe’s book was released, found unconscious beside railroad tracks in Mexico. 

Probably the most famous quote from The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test is Ken Kesey’s “You’re either on the bus…or off the bus.” (p.83) The quote can be taken literally, but it’s also a metaphor for the lifestyle that Kesey and the Merry Pranksters were living. You were either part of the trip, or not. You could still be on the bus physically, and yet off the bus mentally. 

Wolfe hit on the idea that this new culture that Kesey and the Pranksters were embracing and celebrating through psychedelic drugs was actually quite similar to the beginnings of a new religion. As Wolfe wrote in the book:

“In fact, none of the great founded religions, Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Jainism, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, none of them began with a philosophical framework or even a main idea. They all began with an overwhelming new experience, what Joachim Wach called ‘the experience of the holy,’ and Max Weber, ‘possession of the deity,’ the sense of being a vessel of the divine, of the All-one.” (p.126-7) 

For Kesey and the Pranksters, LSD was the key to this new experience. At the time the Pranksters were forming around Kesey, LSD was also still legalit wouldn’t be criminalized in California until October 1966, just at the time of the opening scenes of the book. 

The book follows Kesey and the Pranksters as they go on numerous adventures, including trekking to the Cow Palace in San Francisco to attend a Beatles concert while high on LSD. The Pranksters also make unlikely friends with the Hells Angels motorcycle gang. After Kesey is arrested by the cops twice for possession of marijuana he faces the possibility of five years in jail. So he decides to hoof it for Mexico, hoping that no one will find him there and that the United States won’t go to the trouble of extraditing him. After several months in Mexico, Kesey goes back into the United States and gets arrested by the FBI, after briefly taunting the authorities by appearing on television. 

Throughout all of their travels, the Pranksters meticulously document whatever is happening to them on Ampex tape recorders and 16mm movie cameras. The idea is that eventually they will make a movie of their cross-country trip, but no one can ever successfully edit all the hours and hours of rambling footage. Wolfe reveals to us that the film the Pranksters have been making has cost $70,000! (p.137) That’s the dirty little secret of the whole thing! They’re living this crazy, far-out existence, but it’s all thanks to Kesey’s royalties, earned out in the square, capitalist marketplace that they’re able to do it! If One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest hadn’t been such a massive hit, there’s no way they’d be able to afford to do all this crazy crap without anybody having a real job and bringing in the bread!

In an essay about the book A. Carl Bredahl sees the unfinished Pranksters movie as a key distinction separating Wolfe from the Pranksters: “Ultimately, the difference between Wolfe and the Pranksters is evidenced in Wolfe’s ability to keep his narrative eye focused on the physical world of the Pranksters and to unify The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test in contrast to the talk and endless feet of film and electrical wires that the Pranksters can never manage to bring together.” (“An Exploration of Power: Tom Wolfe’s Acid Test,” by A. Carl Bredahl, collected in Tom Wolfe: Modern Critical Views, Harold Bloom, editor, p.68) 

One of the weaknesses of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test is that despite the colorful supporting cast, no one comes close to matching Ken Kesey for holding our interest. There’s Kesey, and then there’s everyone else. And that may have been accurate as to how things actually werethere’s the leader, and then all of the followers, and that certainly connects to seeing Kesey’s group as a new religious group. Mountain Girl is probably the most interesting supporting character, but since we never see events from her point of view she never becomes a major character.

Wolfe’s hyper-kinetic writing style fit the material perfectly. To describe this new way of living that Kesey and the Pranksters had, it was necessary to document it in a new language. Before he wrote The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test Wolfe had already been writing radically different articles in newspapers and magazines, using techniques like onomatopoeia, multiple exclamation points, and entering into the minds of his subjects to get his point across. Wolfe wrote that he would try “anything to avoid coming on like the usual non-fiction narrator, with a hush in my voice, like a radio announcer at a tennis match.” (The New Journalism, by Tom Wolfe, p.17) Had The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test been written in that flat, radio announcer voice the book would not have had the same impact. 

Despite the bright Day-Glo excitement of Wolfe’s prose, he steers clear of some of his pet words and phrases in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. No one in the book is arteriosclerotic, which was Wolfe’s favorite word in the articles featured in The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby. There’s also no mention of Streptelon, a fictional synthetic material that is referenced in nearly all of Wolfe’s books. And, despite how crowded it might have been on the bus, absolutely no one is packed shank to flank. 

From the beginning of his reporting, Wolfe never tried to fit in with the Pranksters. As he said in a 1980 interview with Rolling Stone, “I began to understand that it would really be a major mistake to try to fit into that world.” (Conversations with Tom Wolfe, p.149) Wolfe didn’t attempt to change his signature sartorial style either, as he explained in a 1981 interview in Saturday Review:

“One of the Pranksters, a girl known as Doris Delay said, ‘You know, you’ve got on the wildest costume around.’” (Conversations with Tom Wolfe, p.165) In the same interview, Wolfe explains that the only time he ever caught any flak was from one of the Hells Angels, who angrily questioned what Wolfe was doing there. Once he ascertained that Wolfe was a writer from New York, he said “New York’s a shitty town.” “And then it was very quiet all around. People could tell this was a confrontation. And I suddenly realized that everyone was listening to how I’d answer…so my brain’s spinning, and I say ‘You’ve got a point there. I don’t know why I stay there…’ At this point he seemed to realize that he wasn’t going to get a fight or at least not one that he could be proud of; so he suddenly changed completely…” (Conversations, p.165-6) 

The huge success of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test threatened to pigeonhole Wolfe. In his Rolling Stone interview he described his travails on the lecture circuit during the 1970’s: “I would talk about art, and the first question would be, ‘What’s Ken Kesey doing now?’ And I can’t tell you how many times that happened. I began to see that I was perceived as a medium who could put them in touch with the other world.” (Conversations, p.152) 

Wolfe also dealt with people’s perceptions that he was a hippie or a druggie himself: “I think they really wanted me to be on the bus. In fact, I never was.” (Conversations, p.152) But in the answer to the next question, Wolfe admits that he took LSD while writing the book.

“Well, I actually did it once during the writing of the book; I’d started writing the book, and then I thought, well, this is one little piece of reporting I haven’t done. So I did do it; it scared the hell out of me. It was like tying yourself to a railroad track to see how big the train is. It was pretty big. I would never do it again.” (Conversations, p.152) 

Wolfe also mentions that he took LSD in his 1983 interview with Ron Reagan. (Conversations, p.196) And again in his 1987 Vanity Fair interview with Toby Thompson. “At first I thought I was having a gigantic heart attack—I felt like my heart was outside my body with these big veins…As I began to calm down, I had the feeling that I had entered into the sheen of this nubbly twist carpet—a really wretched carpet, made of Acrilan—and somehow this represented the people of America, in their democratic glory. It was cheap and yet it had a certain glossy excitement to it—I even felt sentimental about it. Somehow I was merging with this carpet. At the time, it seemed like a phenomenal insight, a breakthrough.” (Conversations, p.212) In a 1979 interview with Henry Allen, published in The Washington Post, Wolfe told the story of taking LSD, and the details about feeling as though he was having a heart attack and merging with the carpet are the same. 

However, in an interview with Financial Review in November of 2016, Wolfe said he never took LSD. "I probably have given that impression in the past, but I didn't. I felt it was really far too dangerous to take a chance – and they didn't try to pressure me."

So, which is it? Wolfe certainly describes his lone LSD experience vividly, and the details of his trip are the same in multiple interviews given years apart. If Wolfe didn’t take LSD, then why did he lie and say he did? And why only admit it 11 years after the book was published? If he was going to lie about having taken LSD, why wouldn’t he have started the lie in 1968, instead of 1979? Of course, the truth could be that in 2016 he simply forgot that he had taken LSD. Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter if he did or not. Wolfe captured the LSD experience in vivid prose, and writers are always writing about things they didn’t actually experience. Stephen Crane never saw combat, yet he vividly described the Civil War in The Red Badge of Courage. 

Wolfe wrote The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test fairly quickly. In a 1974 interview he said, “See, there was a time problem in writing that book, too. It looked as if the whole psychedelic, hippie phenomenon was disappearing. So there was pressure to just get it done.” (Conversations, p.59) 

However, Wolfe also spent a long time researching various parts of the book.  In an interview just after the book was published, he said, “At one point, I thought I’d never finish—I was reading books on brain psychology, on religions, on sociology, books on psychology, cognitive psychology, all sorts of things.” (Conversations, p.19) 

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test was a huge best seller when it was published, and the book made Tom Wolfe a household name. In 1974, Wolfe recalled when he had an inkling about the book’s possibilities: “I remember the first time I knew the book might be successful was when I found out that the girls at the duplicating service were competing to get hold of the thing as it came in, chapter by chapter.” (Conversations, p.59)

In 1988, twenty years after the book was published, Wolfe had this to say about the hippie culture he had chronicled: 

“When I wrote The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, I honestly thought it would stand up only until the highly educated people who were really involvedas I wasn’tin the psychedelic world wrote their big novels. When I wrote Radical Chic, I thought it would stand up until, again, the highly educated people in the New Left wrote their books. Then I was going to be in trouble competitively. Those books were never written. That’s what’s astounding. Not that they were written and weren’t very good but that they were not written.” (Conversations, p.259) 

Wolfe’s feelings in the quote above tie into his idea, espoused in the 1973 collection The New Journalism, and again in the 1989 essay, “Stalking the Billion-Footed Beast,” that non-fiction was doing a better job of capturing the zeitgeist and explaining America than the fiction of the time. Once he turned his talents towards fiction, Wolfe pressed fiction writers to work more like reporters and do research on the subjects they were writing about. 

Fifty years later, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test remains one of the best books about the hippie movement and the 1960’s.

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Movie Review: Tab Hunter Confidential, Directed by Jeffrey Schwarz (2015)

Ad for Tab Hunter Confidential, 2015.


Tab Hunter, 1931-2018. It's all about those eyes and that smile.
The 2015 documentary Tab Hunter Confidential, directed by Jeffrey Schwarz, is a fascinating look at one of the biggest teen idols of the 1950’s. The documentary is based on Tab Hunter’s 2005 autobiography, Tab Hunter Confidential: The Making of a Movie Star, and is centered on interviews with Hunter himself. 

Of course, Tab Hunter wasn’t his real name. He was born Arthur Kelm, and he later took his mother’s maiden name of Gelien after his parents’ divorce. He was renamed by the agent Henry Willson, who had a stable of handsome young actors under contract to him. Some of Willson’s clients were Guy Madison, Rory Calhoun, Troy Donahue, Robert Wagner, and Clint Walker. But Willson’s biggest discovery was a tall, dark and handsome actor who was born Roy Scherer, and later known as Roy Fitzgerald after his mother remarried. Willson gave Roy Fitzgerald the unlikely name of Rock Hudson, and he went on to become one of the most successful actors of the 1950’s and 1960’s. (Hudson and Hunter’s names later inspired the title of the satirical play and movie, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?

Like Hudson, Hunter was also a gay man who kept his sexuality hidden; for fear that his career would be ruined. After several successful films, Hunter was signed by Warner Brothers, and the studio gave him a huge publicity push. Hunter’s big break came in the 1955 movie Battle Cry, which was the 3rd highest-grossing movie of the year. Hunter was a constant presence in movie magazines, and the studio engineered dates with Hunter and various young starlets. As one of those actresses says in the movie, “It was just like a regular date, only there was a third person along, and that third person was a photographer.” Warner Brothers paired Hunter with Natalie Wood in two 1956 movies, The Burning Hills, and The Girl He Left Behind, and their “dates” were breathlessly chronicled in movie magazines.

Hunter’s relationships with actor Anthony Perkins and ice skater Ronnie Robertson are examined in the film, and Hunter describes the strain of living a private life that couldn’t be public. Hunter was raised Catholic, and he speaks about how the church made him feel unwelcome because of his sexuality. 

Tab Hunter had a lot of different interests, including ice skating and horse riding. He was also a pretty good singer, and in 1957 he embarked on a musical career, scoring a huge hit with “Young Love,” which had a five week run at Number One. Hunter recorded “Young Love” for the Dot record label, and the record’s success prompted studio head Jack Warner to create Warner Brothers Records for Hunter to record on. 

1958 was probably the peak year of Hunter’s career, as he appeared in Gunman’s Walk, Lafayette Escadrille, and the classic musical Damn Yankees. In Damn Yankees, the main character, Joe Boyd, agrees to sell his soul to the devil if his beloved Washington Senators can beat the New York Yankees and win the American League pennant. Boyd is then transformed into youthful, handsome, athletic, all-American Joe Hardy. With his wholesome good looks and boy-next-door charm, Hunter was the perfect choice to play Joe Hardy. 

As Hunter’s career waned in the early 1960’s, he spent more time riding horses, competing in steeplechase events around the country. Hunter spent most of the 1970’s performing in dinner theater, before returning to movie screens in John Waters’ 1981 film Polyester. The unlikely pairing of Hunter with drag performer Divine was a hit, and they worked together again in 1985’s Lust in the Dust. In the early 1990’s, Hunter quietly retired from acting and devoted himself full time to his horses, and his life with his partner Allan Glaser. 

It’s so much fun to see Tab Hunter’s positive attitude throughout the documentary. He clearly has a sense of humor about his career, and the various ups and downs he faced. When he discusses the 1962 film, The Golden Arrow, Hunter says with a smile, “At least I got to ride a flying carpet.” Hunter doesn’t seem to have any bitterness about the hand life dealt him, and he speaks honestly about the difficult times in his life—like his mother’s mental illness, and his brother’s death in the Vietnam War. 

In the documentary you can also see how well Tab Hunter agedhe was in his 80’s when these interviews were filmed, but he looks about 20 years younger than that. His intense blue eyes and his winning smile are just the same as they were in the 1950’s. I said to my wife towards the end of the movie, “He never took a bad picture, did he?” 

On a personal note, my Mom was a big fan of Tab Hunter’s in the 1950’s, and she’s always retained an affection for Hunter—I suspect that his love of horses probably had something to do with it. In Tab Hunter Confidential, you get a sense of the kind of man he was, and he seems like a really cool guy. I’m also happy that Hunter lived long enough to see attitudes towards homosexuality change, and that he could live his life freely and openly.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Concert Review: Mina Moore Presents "Back to Black: A Tribute to Amy Winehouse" at the Dakota Jazz Club


Singer and songwriter Mina Moore.


The U.S. cover of Amy Winehouse's album Back to Black, 2006.

Mina Moore and her band at the Dakota Jazz Club, September 2, 2018. (Photo by Mark C. Taylor)
Last night my wife and I saw an amazing concertMina Moore presents “Back to Black: A Tribute to Amy Winehouse” at the Dakota Jazz Club in Minneapolis. Moore had a fantastic seven piece band supporting herguitar, bass, drums, piano, trumpet, and two saxophones, along with two superb backing singers. Moore sang all of the songs from Winehouse’s 2006 album Back to Black, along with other songs associated with Amy Winehouse. 

Moore opened the show with a version of the Aretha Franklin hit “Chain of Fools,” which started out acapella, with just Moore and her two backing vocalists. Moore has an excellent voice, and while she sounded similar to Winehouse, her performance never came off as mere impersonation. It’s very clear that she loves these songs, and the band did a great job of replicating Winehouse’s mix of retro and contemporary sounds. 

Moore has tremendous stage presence and her self-deprecating wit and humorous asides as she spoke put the whole audience in the palm of her hand right away. She’s a very polished performer who is about to release her first EP later in September. During the concert Moore also talked about assembling the band for these concerts. She said she initially came up with a “list of white men,” and then consciously chose to assemble a more diverse band, including women and people of color that truly represents the talent in the Twin Cities. 

The concert also made me realize how good Amy Winehouse was. I bought a copy of Back to Black, probably in 2008, and I enjoyed it, but I didn’t remember very many of the songs besides the hits “Rehab,” “You Know That I’m No Good,” and the title song. Hearing Moore sing the entire album I was struck by how strong all of the songs on it are. 

For an encore, Moore sang one of her original songs, as well as Winehouse’s covers of “Valerie” and Sam Cooke’s “Cupid,” which was a delightful way to end the evening.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Concert Review: The Beach Boys and the Righteous Brothers at the Minnesota State Fair


The current touring lineup of the Beach Boys, 2018.

On Monday night I saw the Beach Boys at the Grandstand at the Minnesota State Fair. The Beach Boys were one of the first musical groups I really got into, and seeing them at the State Fair sometime in the late 1980’s or early 1990’s was one of my first concerts. (They played at the Minnesota State Fair in 1988, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, and 1994, so I can’t pin down which year I saw them.) I’ve always loved the Beach Boys’ music, and I finally saw them again at Mystic Lake Casino in 2014, but the State Fair is just a perfect venue for their songs about cars, girls, and surfing. 

The Righteous Brothers opened the evening. Surviving group member Bill Medley has recently started touring again under the Righteous Brothers name, with Bucky Heard replacing Bobby Hatfield, who passed away in 2003. Bucky’s unusual name prompted my wife to quip, “That’s a sentence: Bucky heard Bill’s medley!” Medley’s voice has aged well, and hearing him in concert made me realize what an excellent voice he has. One of the highlights of the evening was a blues song he sang, “This Will Be the Last Time.” That song really showed his full range as a vocalist. The excellent band backing Medley and Heard did a great job of making the Righteous Brothers’ songs come to life. And McKenna Medley did a lovely duet with her father on “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life.” I thought to myself during the show, Bill Medley should have written a thank you note to Patrick Swayze for Dirty Dancing and Ghost. Bucky Heard has an excellent voice, but he has a somewhat thankless task of having to replicate Hatfield’s stirring vocal performances on songs like “Ebb Tide.” He’s spared from carrying the burden of “Unchained Melody,” because Medley performed that song solo, as a tribute to Hatfield. I was pleased with the Righteous Brothers’ set, and they worked well as an opening actthey definitely had enough hits to fill their set, which lasted for about an hour, but I wouldn’t necessarily want to see them for two hours as the headliners. 

The Beach Boys were led by Mike Love and Bruce Johnston, so we got two original, or original-ish, Beach Boys. Johnston joined the group in 1965, replacing Glen Campbell in live performances. Campbell was the first replacement for Brian Wilson, who had tired of touring and wanted to spend more time in the studio. The rest of the musicians did an amazing job of recreating the Beach Boys sound on stage. The harmonies were fantastic, and the lead guitarist did an excellent job of nailing Carl Wilson’s Chuck Berry homages on the group’s early records. In the 1960’s, The Beach Boys took Chuck Berry guitar riffs, Four Freshman-style close harmony singing, and combined those elements with songs about cars, girls, and surfing to create a beautiful and original sound.

The opening song was “Do It Again” which even on its first release in 1968 must have seemed like a retro throwback to the group’s trademark hits. Mike Love’s vocals are the same as they were then, with his trademark elongated vowels. “Let’s geet together and do it ageeen.” It really amazes me how little Love’s voice has changed. It struck me most during “Be True to Your School,” maybe because of the incongruity of a 77-year-old man singing a song about high school sports. As I listened to Love sing the song I thought, “Wow, he’s still singing it in the original key, and he sounds just like he did on the record in 1963!” (Side note to Star Tribune music critic Jon Bream: the flute player’s musical quote from “On, Wisconsin!” wasn’t done to piss off Minnesotans, it’s part of the original song. Also, the fight song for Hawthorne High School, the alma mater of the Wilson brothers uses the same melody as “On, Wisconsin!”) 

Joining the Beach Boys was actor John Stamos, who played guitar and drums, and jumped around the stage a lot. Stamos joked that he forgot to wear the standard Beach Boys striped shirt, but I think that might be the subtle way the group is telling him he’s not actually a Beach Boy. Stamos didn’t really add anything to the show, other than the fact that he’s a Beach Boy fan, and he reminded all the 30-somethings of their youth watching Full House. 

As one might expect, the set list was heavily weighted towards 1966 and earlier Beach Boy songs, but that’s to be expected. I think of all the Beach Boy tapes I had when I was youngster, the latest song I knew was 1967’s “Heroes and Villains.” And of course, I knew “Kokomo,” from 1988’s Cocktail, and the 1989 album Still Cruisin’, which I had on CD. 

There were some newer songs, as Mike Love sang “Pisces Brothers,” his moving tribute to George Harrison, complete with awesome footage of Love and the Beatles in India in 1968, studying transcendental meditation with the Maharishi. There was also “Unleash the Love” and “All the Love in Paris,” both from Love’s 2017 solo album, Unleash the Love. Both songs were pleasant enough, and invoked the spirit of mid-1960’s Beach Boys songs, but many fans chose those songs to take a bathroom break or grab another beer. 

The evening came to a close with some of the best songs from Pet Sounds, “Sloop John B,” and “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?” followed by “Do You Wanna Dance?” “Barbara Ann,” “Good Vibrations,” “Kokomo,” and “Fun, Fun, Fun.” I wish I could say that the entire audience was on its feet by the end of the concert, but that wasn’t the case, despite a thrilling performance by the Beach Boys. Maybe everyone was just tired from a long day at the fair.