Halloween, Colbert Style

Okay, so I realize that Halloween was a while ago. It may even have occured last month, but don't quote me on that. Anyway, Stephen Colbert had a funny rant on that holiday, and I felt obliged to share it with my reading public. Stephen doesn't like Halloween, as he feels that it encourages panhandling in kids. "In the real world, every other day is like a holiday I call Unhalloween. That's where you dress up in normal clothes, like everyone else, hold down a steady job, bring home a paycheck and buy your own damn candy!"