Poster for Clue, 1985. |
The cast of Clue. From left to right, Lesley Ann Warren, Martin Mull, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd, and Eileen Brennan. |
The lovely Colleen Camp as Yvette the maid. |
Warning: There will be spoilers in this article. If you don’t
want to know details about the 3 different endings of Clue, just stop reading here. Or go watch the movie and then come
back.
Confession: Clue is
my favorite movie. Why? Well, because it’s hilarious, and because I still find
it hilarious even after I’ve seen it many, many times. I first saw Clue at a very early age—not
in the theaters, but shortly afterwards on VHS, and it quickly became a staple
of my childhood viewing. By the time I was 10 I could quote most of the
dialogue. I was also a big fan of the board game Clue, which no doubt helped the movie become such a favorite of
mine. Clue wasn’t a hit when it was released
in December of 1985, although it soon attracted a small but dedicated following
thanks to VHS and TV.
Recently my wife and I saw Clue again, at the Trylon Cinema in Minneapolis. It was a lot of
fun to see it on the big screen with a packed house. (I’d seen Clue on the big screen once before, at
one of the midnight screenings at the Uptown Theater.) One thing that made the
movie more enjoyable for me this time was the guy sitting in front of me who
was seeing Clue for the first time,
and couldn’t help but utter “Oh my God!” anytime something surprised him—which
was often. It was fun to hear such a genuine reaction from someone being
introduced to the movie for the first time.
The writing in Clue is
clever and sharp. The screenplay was written by Jonathan Lynn, who also
directed, and John Landis. Lynn had a unique vision for Clue, setting the film in a New England mansion in 1954. Rather
than make the characters jet-setters, Lynn connects them all to Washington,
D.C. and the federal government. During the course of the film we learn that all
of the characters are being blackmailed. These are people who are living in
moral grey zones—which may make it easier for one or more of them to commit
the murders that keep occurring throughout the evening.
What has also made Clue
such a cult classic is the fantastic
cast, made up of wonderful, hilarious character actors: Eileen Brennan as Mrs. Peacock,
Tim Curry as Wadsworth the butler, Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White, Christopher
Lloyd as Professor Plum, Michael McKean as Mr. Green, Martin Mull as Colonel
Mustard, and Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet. Clue was responsible for Madeline Kahn being one of my first childhood
crushes. (I guess I overlooked the fact that she may have killed all of her
husbands.) And there’s also the lovely Colleen Camp as Yvette, the requisite
sexy French maid. (Camp won the role in part by showing up to audition in a
French maid costume.)
There are many lines that I did not get when I was a child,
like some of the following exchanges:
Colonel Mustard: “How many husbands have you had?”
Mrs. White: “Mine, or other women’s?”
Mr. Green: “So it was you. I was going to expose you.”
Wadsworth: “I know. So I choose to expose myself.”
Colonel Mustard: “Please, there are ladies present!”
Colonel Mustard: “Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?”
Wadsworth: “I don’t know, he’s on everybody else’s, why
shouldn’t he be on mine?”
Wadsworth: “Professor Plum, you were once a professor of
psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering
from delusions of grandeur.”
Professor Plum: “Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.”
Wadsworth: “So your work has not changed.”
Clue was famously
released with three different endings. In newspapers, these were designated as
endings A, B, and C, so people would know which theater was showing which
ending. Of course, this meant that in order to see all three endings, you needed
to see the movie three times, which I’m guessing not many people did. I wonder
how the movie was screened for critics? Did they get to see all three endings?
(It’s hard to believe that Lynn got the studio to go along with the three
different endings gimmick.)
When Clue was
released on VHS, and shown on TV, endings A, B, and C were all stitched
together and run continuously. The title cards in between the endings made it
clear that ending C was the “real” ending. (“But here’s what really happened.”)
Let’s talk about those endings, shall we? Ending A, the “Miss
Scarlet and Yvette did it” ending, is pretty good, and somewhat believable. Where
it runs into difficulty is that there’s not a strong motive for Miss Scarlet to
kill the motorist and the singing telegram girl. Honestly, it seems unlikely
that anyone would shoot the singing telegram girl, as her death is dependent
upon someone having the time to rifle through the blackmail evidence against
everyone and recognize the singing telegram girl as the patient Professor Plum
had an affair with—and then make the quick decision to kill her.
Ending B, the “Mrs. Peacock killed them all” ending, is a
bit odd, as it just doesn’t make a lot of sense for Mrs. Peacock to have killed
all these people, most of whom she had no connection to. However, it does give
us this great exchange:
Wadsworth: “You see, like the Mounties, we always get our
man.”
Mr. Green: “Mrs. Peacock was a man??”
(Colonel Mustard and Wadsworth both slap Mr. Green)
Ending C makes the most sense to me, as each guest kills
someone they were connected to. It’s eventually revealed that Wadsworth is the
real Mr. Boddy, and Mr. Green is actually an FBI agent. It also sets up a
pretty hilarious final line from McKean.
Mr. Green’s secret identity does make some sense, since he’s
the character we learn the least about during the movie. Rather than have
Wadsworth detail the offense he’s being blackmailed for, Mr. Green stands up
and outs himself as a gay employee in the State Department. Also, none of the
additional people who come to the mansion have any connection to Mr. Green.
But this leads to more questions about Mr. Green. Why is he posing
as a gay State Department worker? Maybe he’s getting information about gay
State Department workers for the FBI—as they could be susceptible to
blackmail. Or is he a stand-in for the real Mr. Green, who alerted the FBI when
he got the letter in the mail? If that were the case, Wadsworth would be a lot
more thrown off by the presence of the fake Mr. Green. Also, you can see there’s
a picture of McKean as Mr. Green in the packet of evidence that Wadsworth has—which
would be impossible for Wadsworth to have if McKean’s character were a stand-in
for the real Mr. Green.
Or maybe the FBI knew there was a blackmail ring in DC, and
sent undercover agent Mr. Green to work for the State Department, posing as gay
in the hopes that he would become a victim of the blackmail ring, and then they
could get more information about the blackmailers. That seems like a lot of
work. But, in this case, it ended in a very successful smashing of the
blackmail ring—albeit with a very high body count.
So go watch Clue again.
Chances are you’ll see or hear something you haven’t noticed before.
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