Dave Parker was one of the coolest baseball players of the
1970’s and 1980’s. I’ve always liked Parker, and I wrote about the 2019
documentary about him “The Cobra at Twilight.” I recently bought a lot of 200
of Dave Parker’s baseball cards. There were many duplicates, but this lot
helped me fill in a lot of the gaps in my Parker collection.
Listed at 6’5” and 230 pounds, Parker was an intimidating
presence at the plate, and he used his powerful frame to crank out 2,712 hits,
339 home runs, and 1,493 RBIs over a 19-season MLB career. Parker had a
powerful throwing arm, and he was regarded as one of the best defensive right
fielders during his prime.
It fits that someone as cool as Dave Parker would also have
some cool baseball cards. Here are some of my favorites from the lot I bought.
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Dave Parker, 1982 Fleer Stamps. Dave is with Steve Carlton on the right.
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1982 Fleer Stamps: I’ve always loved the Pirates’ hats of
that era, especially with “Stargell Stars” on them. The photo of Dave and Steve
Carlton is so cool. It’s most likely taken at the 1981 All-Star Game. Based on
what I know about Dave Parker’s personality, he was probably ribbing Steve
about something. “Hey man, how come you don’t talk to the press? I love talking
to the press! I talk to them all day long!” And Steve’s probably saying, “Oh, I
talk to them, I just don’t let them quote me.” I’m glad I didn’t have to pitch
to Dave Parker, and I’m glad I didn’t have to bat against Steve Carlton. Two of
the best players and most intense competitors of their era.
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Dave Parker, 1982 Topps All-Star. Those Pirates uniforms were so cool.
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1982 Topps All-Star: This card shows Parker giving an
interview, as we can see the microphone he’s speaking into. As a kid, I always
found these cards where you can see players being interviewed interesting. I
guess what intrigued me is that these cards hint at the larger world—there are
other
people besides the Topps photographer who want to talk to this baseball player.
What’s cool about Parker’s 1982 card is that you can see his pierced ear. Woah,
it’s 1982 and this dude has a pierced ear?? That’s bad ass.
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Dave Parker, 1987 Fleer Mini and regular size. I really like that the Minis featured different photos than the base cards.
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The back of Parker's 1987 Fleer cards. The full size card says he's a "dead pull hitter," while the mini card correctly says he's a "power hitter."
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1987 Fleer mini and regular size: By the time these cards
came out, Parker had suffered through a few years in the wilderness in the
early 1980’s, marred by drug addiction and diminishing power. When Parker
became a free agent after the 1983 season, the Pirates made little effort to
re-sign him. The consensus was that Parker was overpaid, as he was making a
hefty $1 million dollars a year. Parker signed with his hometown Cincinnati Reds
and turned his career around. Parker posted career highs in home runs and RBIs
in 1985, and finished 2
nd in the MVP vote. The Cobra was back. Fleer
made 120-card mini versions of their sets for 3 years: 1986, 1987, and 1988. To
me, what makes the mini-Fleers so cool is that they used a different photo of
the player than the full-sized card. It shows that some extra thought went into
them. I love the 1987 Fleer design, with the blue borders. Although now that I
look at these cards, I wonder why they faded the border to white on the bottom
half of the card, rather than keeping it that same blue all the way around. For
1987, Fleer classified batters as “singles hitters,” “spray hitters,” which we
all knew was just another term for “singles hitters,” “dead pull hitters,”
whatever that was, and “power hitters,” which we all knew was the best
category. What’s interesting is that Dave Parker has two different
classifications. On the full-size card, he’s listed as a “dead pull hitter.”
But the mini card knows what’s up and changed Parker’s classification to “power
hitter.” That’s more like it.
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Dave Parker, 1987 Fleer Award Winners. Dave won the "Sports Writers Batting Award," otherwise known as a Silver Slugger.
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1987 Fleer Award Winners: This is one of those cards from
the 1980’s that I missed at the time. Fleer Award Winners was a 44-card set
distributed at 7-11 stores. It features a great picture of a smiling Parker and
informs us that he won something called the “Sports Writers Batting Award.” I
think this must refer to Parker being named a Silver Slugger for 1986. Other
players in the set won the “Sports Writers Fielding Award,” which means they
won a Gold Glove. Fleer must not have paid for the rights to use the
trademarked name for the awards.
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1991 Upper Deck. Dave Parker swinging a sledgehammer would be very intimidating.
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1991 Upper Deck: Parker spent 1988 and 1989 with the Oakland
A’s and made it to 2 World Series with them. During the 1989 off-season, Parker
was signed as a free agent by the Milwaukee Brewers. Parker played only one
year with the Brewers, but he had a fine season in 1990, rapping out 176 hits,
slugging 21 home runs, and driving in 92 runs. Parker was named to the All-Star
team and won the Silver Slugger award at DH. During spring training in 1991,
Parker was dealt from the Brewers to the Angels. Parker’s Upper Deck card shows
him in the on-deck circle, swinging a sledgehammer. As though a 6’5” Parker
swinging a wooden bat wasn’t a terrifying enough sight for pitchers to behold.
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1992 Upper Deck. This was Parker's last baseball card, and the only card that shows him with the Blue Jays.
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1992 Upper Deck: Parker’s production finally fell off during
1991, his age 40 season. Through 501 plate appearances with the Angels, Parker
was hitting a dismal .232 with only 11 home runs when they released him on
September 7
th. A week later, Parker was picked up by the Blue Jays.
It was too late to add Parker to the post-season roster, but he still provided
some punch down the stretch, as he banged out 12 hits over his 13 games with
the Blue Jays, good for a .333 batting average and a .400 OBP. That would prove
to be the end of Dave Parker’s MLB career. A free agent once the season ended,
he got an offer from the Phillies to be a part-time player but chose to retire.
Upper Deck was the only card company to give Parker a card for 1992, and it’s a
cool card, even if it’s slightly jarring to see Parker as a Blue Jay.